seveneighteen’s 2017 NFL Predictions

2017 NFL Predictions

Will the Packers and the Patriots meet in Super Bowl LII?

As discussed on the DEFINITIVE 2017 NFL Season Preview podcast earlier this week, here are our 2017 NFL predictions from our panel of NFL experts:

Find our predictions for the 2017 NFL season below. We “guarantee” a 57% success rate but are not responsible for any losses you may incur, especially if it involves a bookie named Sal from Bay Ridge. Please gamble responsibly… and legally.

Who will be the worst team in the NFL?

Shawn: Jets
Ali: Browns
Chris: 49ers
Cousin D: Jets
Landon: Rams
Mo: Browns

Which team with a losing record in 2016 can make the playoffs in 2017?

Shawn: Chargers
Ali: Cardinals
Chris: Panthers
Cousin D: Eagles
Landon: Cardinals
Mo: Cardinals

Which playoff team in 2016 can have a losing record in 2017?

Shawn: Cowboys
Ali: Lions
Chris: Dolphins
Cousin D: Dolphins
Landon: Falcons
Mo: Falcons

Who makes the 2017 NFL playoffs?

AFC: Patriots, Steelers, Titans, Raiders; Chargers, Chiefs
NFC: Giants, Packers, Seahawks, Falcons; Buccaneers, Lions

AFC: Patriots, Steelers, Raiders, Titans; Texans, Chiefs
NFC: Cardinals, Packers, Falcons, Giants; Cowboys, Seahawks

AFC: Patriots, Steelers, Texans, Chiefs; Ravens, Raiders
NFC: Seahawks, Giants, Packers, Bucs; Cowboys, Falcons

Cousin D
AFC: Patriots, Steelers, Texans, Chiefs; Raiders, Chargers
NFC: Packers, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles; Cardinals, Cowboys

AFC: Patriots, Steelers, Titans, Raiders; Bengals, Texans
NFC: Cowboys, Packers, Bucs, Cardinals; Saints, Giants

AFC: Patriots, Raiders, Titans, Steelers; Chiefs, Texans
NFC: Seahawks, Packers, Bucs, Giants; Cardinals, Cowboys

Predict the CONFERENCE WINNERS & and the winner OF Super Bowl lii

Landon: Patriots over Raiders; Cowboys over Packers; Patriots over Cowboys
Dorian: Patriots over Steelers; Packers over Falcons; Packers over Patriots
Chris: Patriots over Ravens; Seahawks over Packers; Seahawks over Patriots
Morris: Patriots over Raiders; Seahawks over Bucs; Seahawks over Patriots
Shawn: Patriots over Steelers; Packers over Giants; Packers over Patriots

If you could replace your head coach with any current NFL coach (besides Bill Belichick), who would it be?

Shawn: Mike Tomlin
Ali: Mike Zimmer

Chris: John Harbaugh
Dorian: Andy Reid
Landon: Adam Gase
Morris: John Harbaugh

Five Questions Episode 40: The DEFINITIVE 2017 NFL Preview

seveneighteen‘s Shawn Hardie (Ravens fan) is joined by Cousin D (Cowboys), Midtown Mo & Option A or B host Chris Canada (Seahawks) and community advocate Landon Dais (Jets) for the DEFINITIVE 2017 NFL preview. They discuss who will be the worst team in the NFL, which team with a losing record in 2016 can make the playoffs in 2017 (7:45 mark), which playoff team in 2016 can have a losing record in 2017 (17:10), who makes the playoffs (27:10) and who wins the conference title games and Super Bowl LII (42:20). They also discuss which current NFL coach (besides Bill Belichick) could replace their head coach (52:10)  and discuss some interesting player gambling props (1:01:45).

Five Questions | S1 E01: The DEFINITIVE 2016 NFL Season Preview

2016 nfl

Shawn Hardie previews the 2016 NFL season with Midtown Mo (Seahawks fan), Cousin D (Cowboys), Ali (Giants) and Cousin Zane (Lions). They discuss who will be the worst team in the league (4:30 mark), which crappy teams will bounce back (12:40), which 10+ win teams will wet the bed (22:50), who makes the playoffs (32:00) and who wins Super Bowl LI (43:35).

This Is It | S7 E20: Super Bowl 50 Recap


Strafe, Cousin D, Ali and Seahawks fan Chris Canada review Super Bowl 50. They discuss Carolina’s offensive struggles (4:30 mark), Cam Newton’s silly excuses (14:45), where Peyton Manning’s performance ranks among the worst in Super Bowl history (25:30), where the Denver defense ranks among the best ever (32:00) and where do both teams end up next year. (36:20)

Your #SuperBowl50 Predictions


Thanks to all who participated in our poll. Check out the results below.

Who Will Win Super Bowl 50?
Carolina Panthers: 92%
Denver Broncos: 8%

Who Will Be Super Bowl 50 MVP?
Cam Newton: 92%
Any Broncos Special Teams Player: 8%

For the record, I say Panthers 38, Broncos 10.

Enjoy the game!

This Is It | S7 E19: Super Bowl 50 Preview


After the long overdue Hater’s Call for Midtown Mo and the Seahawks, Strafe, Mo, Ali and Cousin D preview Super Bowl 50 (11:00 mark) and discuss their favorite prop bets, including if Mike Carey will screw up another replay challenge (24:00) and what dance Cam Newton will do after his first rushing TD (29:30).

Super Bowl 50: Make Your Predictions


It’s very simple. Pick who you think will win, what the score will be and who will be the MVP. Polls close at midnight on Feb. 7. Results will be up before the game. Thank you for your support!

This Is It | S7 E16: Seahawk Down!

Because Midtown Mo & Chris Canada are punks, Strafe and Ali had to resort to picking on Canada’s cousin (and Seattle native) Cecily Fox for the Hater’s Call after the Seahawks found themselves down 31-0 at the half to the Panthers on Sunday. They discuss why the Seahawks lost and if this is the end of the Seahawks as we currently know them.

This Is It | S7 E14: 2015 NFL Playoffs Preview


After comparing their own Johnny Football-like experiences (1:30 mark), Strafe, Cousin D & Midtown Mo make their AFC (12:30) & NFC (41:45) playoff predictions & who will win Super Bowl 50 (1:12:00). One of us believes that the NFC title game will be played in Washington (!!!), one of us believes that a Super Bowl victory will be one old cowboy’s last hurrah, and one of us believes Donald Trump’s America will watch the Lombardi trophy presentation in absolute disgust.

This Is It | S7 Ep. 9a: Extra Time – A Very Special Cowboys Corner


In a special edition of This Is It, Cousin D argues why his Cowboys should be favored over the Panthers this Thursday in Dallas. Meanwhile, Strafe & Ali argue that Carolina should be favored because the Cowboys are, you know, 3-7 & the Panthers are, you know, 10-0.