Our English Premier League Season Predictions (Made Before The Season Started, We Swear!)


With the English Premier League (and all club football) on the beloved dreaded international break, it’s a good time for us to take a look at our predictions for the EPL season and see how we’re looking after all of three matches.

Yes, we know predictions after a season begins hold less weight. However, all predictions were made on The DEFINITIVE 2016-17 PremierLeague Season Preview show on August 11th, so hold that.

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Who's Getting Relegated?Bournemouth, Crystal Palace, HullEverton, Hull, MiddlesboroHull, Sunderland, Swansea
First Coach SackedAlan Pardew (Crystal Palace)David Moyes (Sunderland)Walter Mazzarri (Watford)
Bottom Half Team That Will Finish Top HalfEvertonWest Bromwich AlbionEverton
Fourth PlaceManchester UnitedWest Ham UnitedChelsea
Third PlaceChelseaArsenalManchester United
Second PlaceManchester CityManchester UnitedManchester City
ChampionsTottenham HotspurTottenham HotspurTottenham Hotspur
EPL Team Most Likely To Win Champions LeagueManchester CityManchester CityManchester City

This Is It | S7 E36: The DEFINITIVE 2016-17 #PremierLeague Season Preview


Strafe is joined by fellow Spurs fan Elvis Maduro and Arsenal supporter Raul Wikkeling aka Dutch to preview the Premier League season. They discuss who will be relegated (3:45 mark), the first coach fired (14:50), the team from the bottom 10 that will jump to the top 10 (20:35), who will finish in the Top 4 (24:00), who will win the title (46:54) and if an English team can win the Champions League  (59:12).

S7 E29: English Premier League 2015-16 Season Review, Part 1


In Part 1, William H. Strafe, Elvis Maduro (Tottenham Hotspur), George Brobbey (Manchester United), Tim Puko (Fulham) Kerwin Bailey, Ron Treasure and Raul “Dutch” Wikkeling (Arsenal) got together to talk about the English Premier League season. After listening to the Gooners fight about Arsene Wenger, they all discuss the bottom 11 teams in the league, as well as who are the elite coaches in Europe (15:35 mark), Leicester’s impact on smaller clubs in the future (23:40) and what the hell happened to Chelsea & Jose Mourinho’s legacy (35:00).